Fart Rape

 

Women’s Studies gathered at the University of Toronto meeting center to discuss if human flatulence could be sexist.Ashleigh Ingle, a proud feminist and an anarchist, argued that because of patriarchal gender norms women were not allowed to release gas in public because of men’s unreal expectations of women to be clean and feminine.

 

Furthermore she articulated that if a woman was to fart in the presence of a man and the man responded by farting louder than the woman, then that would be rape.

 

“By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant. This intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness. This in turn contributes to rape culture and women being oppressed.”  (0)(0)

 

I'm starting to think that being a crazy liberal must be fun.  Sex with them is probably like negotiating a contract but still fun, there are so many of them.

 

Anyone know where all of that unreleased flatulence is going?

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Comments (3)

  1. willsblog

    These people have FAR too much time on their hands…

    June 06, 2017
  2. cannonfodder

    Ha ha, Geezus!

    June 06, 2017
  3. Munkyman

    I knew my farts qualified as an act of chemical warfare, I had no idea they could also rape.

    June 06, 2017